benepla:

shit tier - shakespeare was a very prolific man who wrote all those plays/sonnets and shit and then died

ok tier - shakespeare wrote all those plays but was gay as fuck which explains his unnatural energy in inventing theater (also clairvoyant, knew broadway would exist)

good tier - shakespeare wrote some of the plays and sonnets but had a prolific body of ghostwriters many of whom were women

god tier - the same as shit tier but instead of dying he accidentally fell into a time portal and ended up in about 1995. invented the bop-it. still out there going to broadway plays. currently schtupping sondheim up the ass so right

(via indigofern)